i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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