belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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