Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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