But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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