We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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