I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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