He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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