I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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