shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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