fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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