Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I would ride that face into the sunset
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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