i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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