I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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