***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Non-Jews are for practice
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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