Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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