ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Randomize
