When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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