u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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