So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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