Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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