It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.