We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b