What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.