Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.