whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.