what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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