you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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