They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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