She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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