the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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