My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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