oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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