Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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