I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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