Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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