i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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