I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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