i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
