im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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