I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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