So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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