Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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