My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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