Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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