Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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