How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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