The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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