He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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