So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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