Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Help. Why am I so naked?
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