And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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