Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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