Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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