I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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