Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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