making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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