Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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