Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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