I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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