It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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