Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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